lovely spicy shot to your heart
sisterwolf:

Opium party, 1918
via Dragovar Narcisse

sisterwolf:

Opium party, 1918

via Dragovar Narcisse

thetargetbreakroom:

Whether idiot coworkers, stupid management, or just plaid asinine guests…

(i plan to start complaining about work and talking about shitty customers lots more in my blog. I ENJOY IT. so prepare yourselves.)
today was a 6 hour shift on express which is pretty crap. no-one likes express. but i got through it again, somehow. customer of the day:
me: ‘did you find everything ok?’customer: (slight joking tone) ‘no, i was looking for a wife for rent because i hate grocery shopping.’me: ‘ha ha ha, yeahh,’ (or something.)in my head: you kinda sound like a sexist tool. later.

thetargetbreakroom:

Whether idiot coworkers, stupid management, or just plaid asinine guests…

(i plan to start complaining about work and talking about shitty customers lots more in my blog. I ENJOY IT. so prepare yourselves.)

today was a 6 hour shift on express which is pretty crap. no-one likes express. but i got through it again, somehow. customer of the day:

me: ‘did you find everything ok?’
customer: (slight joking tone) ‘no, i was looking for a wife for rent because i hate grocery shopping.’
me: ‘ha ha ha, yeahh,’ (or something.)
in my head: you kinda sound like a sexist tool. later.

slightly creepy but fun photo edit thing.

slightly creepy but fun photo edit thing.

Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
They give awards for porn too.

I hate the way customers overreact to the simplest things

giraffewrangler:

I just asked you to swipe your card again, not cut your dick off. Calm the fuck down. 

chibird:

Hey, someone thinks you did good today! Give yourself a short cake break. :3

chibird:

Hey, someone thinks you did good today! Give yourself a short cake break. :3