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COOOOOOOOOOOL.

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mistymorningme:

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work for a store that rhymes with bowls in the third largest metropolitan city in the USA. This past week we had a case of a Mad Pooper. The feces was first discovered in a fitting room and then at the top of the escalator. Not only that, but another customer had the misfortune of stepping in it and tracking it throughout the whole store. The next day I could still smell the presence of poop and the manager found another rogue turd on a flip flop fixture. In the past couple months there have been at least 4 additional instances of people peeing in fitting rooms. I personally have happened upon these puddles of piss twice. I believe the culprits to be pairs of teenage girls who then threw piles of clothing on the pee to destroy merchandise. These are not accidents of incontinence by the elderly, but malicious acts of teenagers that should damn well know better.
Is anyone else having this problems or is it just my store?

sooo wrong.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work for a store that rhymes with bowls in the third largest metropolitan city in the USA. This past week we had a case of a Mad Pooper. The feces was first discovered in a fitting room and then at the top of the escalator. Not only that, but another customer had the misfortune of stepping in it and tracking it throughout the whole store. The next day I could still smell the presence of poop and the manager found another rogue turd on a flip flop fixture. In the past couple months there have been at least 4 additional instances of people peeing in fitting rooms. I personally have happened upon these puddles of piss twice. I believe the culprits to be pairs of teenage girls who then threw piles of clothing on the pee to destroy merchandise. These are not accidents of incontinence by the elderly, but malicious acts of teenagers that should damn well know better.

Is anyone else having this problems or is it just my store?

sooo wrong.